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(13635) Sat 5 Dec 92 12:28p
By: Michael B Garrett -- Chudys
To: All
Re: Crop Circles- A Scientific Approach
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From: darkshot@rock.concert.net (Michael B Garrett -- Chudys)
Date: 5 Dec 92 06:29:07 GMT
Organization: CONCERT-CONNECT -- Public Access UNIX
Message-ID: <1992Dec5.062907.411@rock.concert.net>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors


Greetings, all.

In the course of a long and touchy life, I have had to deal with a few
things that were not explainable. I had, of course, relegated the idea
of "crop circles" and such to this category, and waited for more data.
It was not forthcoming. One day my wife, having seen some damned tabloid-
tv-style show feature on the things, asked me what I thought of them.

Like Twain, I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, so I did.
I said I didn't know.

She followed up her earlier query with this bombshell, which is indicative
of why she's my wife- "Well, if somebody wanted to hoax people with such,
how would they go about doing it?"

This led to what we called "Project Flying Deer"- an attempt to re-create
these phenomenae. It was entirely successful. I solved the basic problem
in just about 20 minutes- and it was all downhill from there. I can, by
myself, make crop circles matching anything yet found in less than 1 hour-
and entirely silently. The technique can even be done in broad daylight
without arousing suspicion. As a final test of the "technology", I even
signed my name across 2 acres of wheat belonging to an uncle of mine-
and out of sight of most air routes. I stood in one spot the whole time;
it took 23 minutes. Nobody else was needed.

My question: If someone is seriously researching this stuff, I think
they should be aware of this technique so as to know when it has been
used. Admittedly, we're no dummies- but if we could think of it, so could
someone else- and I think it casts enough of a doubt on the studies done
thus far to be worthy of thought/consideration. Don't you think so?

I AM NOT a professional debunker, nor am I one who doesn't believe that
alien visitors are possible- on the contrary, I have a lot of evidence
in the other direction, as well as a wife who swears she has SEEN "greys"
force me to drink something. This before we had even heard of any of the
current abduction theories. I just don't think crop circles are valid
evidence of an intelligence higher than ours (mine, anyway)- and I have PROOF.

Actual investigators of this can contact me; I won't publish the technique
here or anywhere for obvious reasons- THAT really WOULD invalidate the studies.

Just a thought-

Darkshot (darkshot@rock.concert.net)

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